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I found'em meow let's drink'em!

Looky looky,

six beers a bottle of rum and this banana can stand alone, read it and weap! Ineed something?

ThAT's RigHt i SaId PaRTy

That's right I said BANANA PARTY!!!!

wOW thIs wHOLe LiFE

Can I tell all you sexy people out there how awesome it is to be a banana, good friends, good muffins, good bread. What else do you need. One love, now lets start the party. BANANA PARTY

baNaNa gUn oF fUn

After a little learning and a lot of growing "facial hair" I have decided on a life of danger, fun and adventure. That is way I have adopted this smooth banana gun. A small banana can never be too safe in a big town. Four BEERS and ton of sugar some good friends = one happy banana.

Another shout out Zak in the back "concentrate, must focus"

and the Sassy Lassy from downtown USA Jen.

faShIon FasHioN fAshIOn

Yeah check out my sweet f*#k'n hat and my badass sugar rush. WWWOOOOHHHOOO SUGAR RULES!!!!! GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE SUGAR SWEET SUGAR!!!!! I should buy a boat! Do you think banana's need pants? No not when you got sweety sugar. Hats are so cool!

Where am I?

fRieNDs tOo ThE eNd

Started making some new friends. This is the one called Cobra and the one called Marta. I would like to say that as far as banana's go they're great!
I feel like a little more fashion in my life. That's where the mustache comes into play.
The Subjects Rule!

Where's my BEER!!

thE ReAlLy ReAL mE

this is the first real step in my life. as we all know and learn life is all about who you are and how you live. this is how I chose to show my self to the world.

the face you wear

I should not care

for the face I wear

you are welcome to stare*

This was the first step in growth as an Unexpected Banana

Oh yeah, I also discovered the sweet thing called BEER!!!!

And I got to give a shout out to my boy Zak in the back.

S.T.A.D.I.U.M for ever!!!

*poem by the unexpected banana 2009

mY tAsTe fOr liFe

My personality was just starting to develope as any new comer to this world does. I stole a purse and got hammered. Hey what can I say, those where my teenaged years. But they were helpful in my development as a real Unexpected Banana, unlike my other brethern I truly have a zest for this thing call life!

iN The BegInNing

This is my tale. I started life as a simple banana, like all the banana's before me. I got my first real taste for life after Chainsaw had purchased a sandwich from the deli and I was included as the unexpected banana. After a short trip in a dark space I ended up at a place called Cobra's house. Let's just say it was awesome. I took my first breath after being screwed, blued and tattooed.

Unexpected Banana

I am Banana hear me!!!

(note from the editor)
These are the tales of the unexpected banana that so magically came into our lives.
He was born yesterday so he fits right in with the gang. His story began at a deli in Williamsburg Brooklyn U.S.A, he unexpectedly hitched a ride with a sandwich that I had ordered. As with any good story only the banana can tell it best.
Editor in Chief
Chainsaw Esq.